We know that chicks in glasses being smarter is a myth, but this particular group of bespectacled babes lends some truth to that postulation. Each wields tongue, hands and fingertips deftly along the head, down the shaft, and around the balls — we feel we are in the presence of true BJ masters.
We’ve all been caught with the urge to fuck a companion’s brains out right there on the spot. The more demure of us jump in a cab or car, touching and fondling all the way home. Others among us, however, heed the call of the wild (even in man-made environs) the moment it strikes.
The more the merrier, right? Except perhaps when it comes to bathroom lines or sharing pizza. But when it comes to the sweet world of knockin’ boots, three’s never a crowd. So grab your partner and your bestie, because it’s time to do-si-do.
Thou shall not covet another man’s (or woman’s) wife. Hmm. But when these wives are sucking, fucking, gushing, and presenting their fine pussies and asses, well, we’ve got some mighty strong cravings indeed.
Naturally we’re fans of a fabulous bone from any angle, but there’s something extra titillating about being atop the peak of fuck mountain. Really it makes for a stunning panorama — the slippery luster of cock-craving pussies, the first hand view of a rock-hard dick thrusting its way inside. Every part is highlighted in its full, fucking sensational glory.
If there’s anything better than boning someone sexy, it’s watching yourself bone that sexy piece. Thanks to our centuries-old friend the mirror, people have been able to get off on themselves getting off with ease.
It’s likely the first position we turned to when exploring the world of sex for the first time. It’s a position that’s gotten us coming through the ages, and will carry us forward for centuries more. Like a pea coat or little black dress, missionary never goes out of style.
Although we love all parts of the naked body, genitals are generally our very favorite. They deserve to be adorned and embellished and laden with jewels, celebrating all they do for us. Then they deserve to be smashed together in a metallic symphony of joy.
Did you know 91% of all sexual encounters* occur in a horizontal position? Though any sex is good sex, there are some gallant fuckers among us who choose to swim against that current — and we salute you. So now, let us take things off the bed and up against the wall.
Let’s take a trip to ‘the dark side’. After all, for guys it offers the lovely-feeling prostate that sends shivers up and down a boner’s spine. For ladies — a whole new arena of enthralling sensations.
A field of wildflowers, a rushing mountain stream, a West Coast sunset, a pair of massive, bouncing breasts — all of these are things of beauty, which make us pause in quiet reflection.
Ah, the pussy. It has long remained a place of mystery; an enigma many have pondered but few have mastered. It is a thing of slippery wet wonder, fascination, and beauty.
We imagine for a dude, cowgirl might be the position of all positions. You get full boob views and grabbability, all while seeing your cock sliding in and out of a bouncing babe.
With the sun sparkling warm on glistening waters, warm, glistening parts just a slip of fabric away… the pool makes a perfect place to bone your hearts out.
Ah, the gateway to kink. A little light BDSM can open the floodgates to a wild whitewater world of miscreant sexual escapades… So hop on your rafts, ’cause we’re goin’ in!
Birthday parties. Birthday presents. Birthday suits. Birthday sex. Fuck clowns and toys, adult birthdays are where it’s at. Especially considering the best gift one can get is absolutely free.
You’re here; we’re here — it’s pretty safe to say we all love us some tits. From there, we don’t think it’s too far a stretch to assume we’d all love to plunge our figurative (or literal) dicks into a particularly bounteous pair if given the chance. Ladies and gentlemen, let’s live out our fantasies.
Whether it be the place you set your coffee and the morning paper, lay out an elaborate spread for a friendly dinner party, or set your bare ass on to get bent over and neatly fucked from behind, tables are a person’s best friend.