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PLAYBOY CENTERFOLD Briefcase

PLAYBOY: THE COMPLETE CENTERFOLDS

NOTE: I will be on vacation from June 22 – July 11 & will not be able to ship or most likely answer email during that time. Combined item invoices will have to wait until I return but as in the past, I promise to respond & send out  paid orders immediately upon my return. Until then and after, it’s business as usual!

~ON SALE FOR A LIMITED TIME! ~

PLAYBOY: THE COMPLETE CENTERFOLDS

DELUXE LIMITED EDITION IN LEATHER SUITCASE WEIGHS OVER 30 POUNDS! ~ NORMALLY $500 ~ GRAB ONE AT THIS LOW PRICE BEFORE THEY ARE GONE!

With the first Centerfold, who just happened to be the radiant Marilyn Monroe, Hugh Hefner masterminded a cultural icon: Playboy’s Playmate of the Month. Now, for the first time ever, Playboy has gathered together every Centerfold from every issue into one luxurious collector’s edition.

That’s over 600 beauties! These Centerfolds have been produced exactly as they appeared in the magazine to create a full-size, deluxe volume, but without the creases! Paging through this colossal, chronological collection provides a breathtaking view of our evolving appreciation of the female form: from the fifties fantasy of voluptuous blondes to the tawny beach girls of the seventies to the groomed and toned women of today. Five lucky photographers (according to the publishers info) seem to have spent their lives telling Playmates to “Look straight at the camera, imagine it’s your lover!”. Mario Casilli, Richard Fegley, Arny Freytag, Pompeo Posar and Stephen Wayda have, between them, taken over 350 centers. The index, however, lists sixty-nine photographers. NOTE: This book has now been reprinted as a standard sized book for about $50 or so with very small pix and substandard paper. THIS IS NOT THAT BOOK! This is THE ORIGINAL DELUXE edition that is about 2 feed tall! Among some of the most famous who were Playmates of the month are:

  • 1953 – DEC Marilyn Monroe
  • 1955 – JAN Bettie Page
  • 1955 – FEB Jayne Mansfield
  • 1960 – JAN Stella Stevens
  • 1979 – AUG Dorothy Stratten
  • 1981 – NOV Shannon Tweed
  • 1983 – SEP Barbara Edwards
  • 1985 – MAY Kathy Shower
  • 1985 – SEP Donna D’Errico
  • 1986 – AUG Ava Fabian
  • 1989 – JUL Erika Eleniak
  • 1990 – FEB Pamela Anderson
  • 1992 – MAY Anna Nicole Smith
  • 1993 – OCT Jenny McCarthy
  • 1995 – JAN Drew Barrymore
  • 1996 – DEC Victoria Silvstedt
  • 1997 – MAY Layla Roberts
  • 2001 – FEB Lauren Hill
  • 2001 – DEC Tiffany Fallon
  • 2003 – NOV Divini Rae
  • 2005 – DEC Tiffany Fallon
  • In case you missed it, this book is MASSIVE, and each centerfold is full sized, only without the creases from the magazine! For reference, look at the picture below. It gives you a good indication of how big this book really is! FYI – Those are not doll size dishes on the book… Housed in a handsome leather briefcase sporting an embossed Playboy Bunny on the front (SHOWN ABOVE), lined with velvet (SHOWN BELOW), this impressive masterpiece is the ultimate indulgence for every passionate Playboy collector! Talk about a nice gift?! A physical description follows…

    THIS IS A PRIVATE ID AUCTION! Your privacy and anonymity is guaranteed!

      SPECIAL OFFER: This is one of MANY GIFT EDITIONS I am selling including special editions of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings books. If you buy any combination of 3, I will ship them all free of postage via media mail, anywhere in the USA! To see all the gift editions that qualify, CLICK HERE or go to the ADVANCED SEARCH in eBay and copy and paste the word ALANSGIFTEDITIONS into the eBay search box, and then check the SEARCH TITLE AND DESCRIPTIONS box.

    FOR MORE ADULT ORIENTED books I have listed CLICK HERE or go to the ADVANCED SEARCH in eBay and copy and paste the word SCHTUPPH into the eBay search box, and then check the SEARCH TITLE AND DESCRIPTIONS box. FOR MORE books containing OUTSTANDING PHOTOGRAPHY that I have listed (which is usually a lot!) CLICK HERE or go to the ADVANCED SEARCH in eBay and copy and paste the word “alansphotographicbooks” into the eBay search box, and then check the SEARCH TITLE AND DESCRIPTIONS box. For any of the other hundreds of items I have available use the link at the bottom of the page. And if you have any requests, by all means, send me an email; if I have it, I’ll list it right away for you (no off eBay sales…) Regarding Auctions & the Item…

    I am a private collector of art, books, music and “stuff” and am very picky about what I buy. I don’t like surprises when I buy things from auctions any more than you do. I promise everything there is to know about this item is in this description. I also do not subscribe to “grading” as frankly, grading is totally inconsistent and most of the “graders” TRULY have no clue, so I will use plain English if it is ok with you… *This is a brand new gift set as described in perfect condition, still packed in it’s original package. It is packed in a sturdy box with styrofoam end corners, as shipped from Playboy. It can be shipped anywhere in the world, but it is HEAVY as mentioned above. Why not grab one before they are all gone?!. Enjoy… (seriously, how can you not!?)  For over a decade, I have sold tens of thousands of items on eBay and have only received a handful of complaints about the accuracy in my descriptions. Having met eBay standards for excellence in trading, you may bid with confidence knowing you will get what you THINK you are bidding on! Please check my feedback. It is a record I am very proud of…{enter} I have LOTS of music items, and tons of books available for purchase. Please check my other offerings to see if there is anything else you might be interested in for combined shipping. There are links above and below and why not bookmark my site to make it easier to find at a later date!

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    PLAYBOY: THE COMPLETE CENTERFOLDS NOTE : I will be on vacation from June 22 – July 11 & will not be able to ship or most likely answer email during that time. Combined item invoices will have to wait until I return but as in the past, I promise to respond & send out  paid orders immediately upon my …http://whatgetsmehot.posterous.com/playboy-centerfold-briefcase» more

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