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So, Who Did Jennifer Love Hewitt Jerk Off This Week?: Almost a Cop But Ultimately No One

On this week’s episode of The Jennifer Love Hewitt Handjob Hour The Client List , Love’s character Riley almost gave her signature one-gun salute to what turned out to be an undercover cop. »

Dinklage vs. Dickage: Game of Thrones’ Period Drama

Warning: Period. On this week’s episode of Game of Thrones, Sansa experienced an existential crisis of Judy Blume proportions: she got her period, freaked out and then was calmed down by an understanding elder who was all, “Are you there, Sana? »

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Is the Insufferable Karmin Run Already Over?

The Epic debut of irritating viral duo Karmin, Hello, arrived this week to little fanfare. The only major music publication to have reviewed it is Rolling Stone – Jody Rosen’s brief, one-and-a-half star review says it well: »

Dark Shadows: Tim Burton’s Latest Yawn

Tim Burton’s riff on the ‘60s/’70s vampire camp soap opera Dark Shadows joins a subset of TV-to-movie adaptations redundantly obsessed with the fish-out-of-water trope. »

Songs of the Day: Joey Negro’s GoGo Get Down Mix

An inevitable but not unwelcome compilation of the D.C.-based funk offshoot go-go is coming out via housemaster Joey Negro’s Z Records. It’s by (and let’s face it for) outsiders and the stream below is a mix of its contents so you can drop by the dropping by. »

Oh God Lisa Turtle What Are You Doing

We’re asking because we’ve missed you and this is a lot to deal with. »

Today’s Song: Brandy featuring MC Lyte, Yo-Yo and Queen Latifah ‘I Wanna Be Down (The Human Rhythm Hip Hop Remix)’

Today, M.I.A. announced on Twitter that her bangin’, raucous “Bad Girls” was spawning remixes featuring contemporary female rapper heavyweights Missy Elliott, Azealia Banks and Rye Rye. »

Gremlins 2: The New Batch: Little, Green, Brilliant

People didn’t get Gremlins 2: The New Batch when it was released in the summer of 1990, six years and a week after its blockbusting predecessor. It grossed less than a third of the original’s box-office take ($41.4 million versus Gremlins‘ $148.1 million). »

Today’s Song: Usher featuring Rick Ross ‘Lemme See’

Speaking of male R&B crooners, here’s something more sleazy than soulful from Usher’s forthcoming, inanely named album Looking 4 Myself. Despite the tactile production of satisfying synth smears, tough thwacks and insistent ticking, the track kind of falls apart when Ursh flips out of his longing… »

Where Do Idols Go When They Die?: Why the Winner of The Voice Is a Good Thing for Music

It was down to four on last night’s season two finale of The Voice: Team Christina’s mom-popper Chris Mann, Team Cee-Lo’s Juliet Simms, Team Blake’s soul crooner Jermaine Paul, and Team Adam’s wind-up dancing troubadour Tony Lucca. »

Shit People Say to Cats Left Behind After a Breakup

Here is how I said goodbye to one of my cats last week: “I have to go away, but I will always love you. You needs to be really good to help Other Daddy, because this is hard for him. [Jezebel]

Shit People Say to the Cats Left Behind After a Breakup

Here is how I said goodbye to one of my cats last week: “I have to go away, but I will always love you. You needs to be really good to help Other Daddy, because this is hard for him. »

Today’s Song: Jimmy Edgar ‘In Deep’

The fourth album of Detroit’s Jimmy Edgar, Majenta, is out today, and it’s one of the most easily enjoyable dance releases of the year so far. Its production is clean and sparse, its references are broad, identifiable and respectful as they pump away (“Sex Drive” owes a debt to Frankie Knuckles… »

Today’s Song: Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes ‘The Love I Lost (Dimitri from Paris Super Disco Blend)’

“Has anybody out there lost someone that kinda meant the world to you? My, my, my, my lord. My, my, my, I had a sweet love. I had a good love!” An upbeat framing of devastating regret, this is the most perfectly bittersweet song ever made. »

So, Who Did Jennifer Love Hewitt Jerk Off This Week?: Not This Guy

On this week’s episode of The Jennifer Love Hewitt Handjob Hour The Client List , Love’s character Riley met the rarest of creatures: a hot dude who doesn’t want his massage with a side of whore. Anyway, this resulted in awkwardness and Riley’s use of the phrase “I took the D train.” She can’t… »

Dinklage vs. Dickage: At Long Last, It’s Time for Some Game of Thrones Action

Warning: Gore above. Well, that’s more like it. A week after the talkiest, least exciting and flat-out worst Game of Thrones episode ever came the bloodbath that was last night’s episode. »

13 Hours, 42 Movies About People With Developmental Disabilities: Enduring Sprout

People with disabilities made me laugh more times than I could count last weekend when I attended the 10th annual Sprout Film Festival. There was Lauren, an Australian student profiled in The Ball, who while cuddling her dog noted that he had the same eye and hair color as her. »

Today’s Song: Neneh Cherry & the Thing ‘Accordion’

Neneh Cherry broke through with the rapping/singing hybrid “Buffalo Stance,” a dance song without much low end that turned interjections into hooks (“Gigolo, sucka!”) and included an amazingly melodramatic spoken-word breakdown (“The wind in my face, the sound in my ears / Water from my eyes, and… »

Bobby Brown Says Whitney Houston Brought Drugs to Their Relationship, Not Him

Whitney Houston’s husband of 14 years and the presumed downfall of her career, Bobby “King of R&B” Brown, appeared on this morning’s episode of Today in his first televised interview since her death. »

Today’s Song: Santigold ‘The Riot’s Gone’

Today, the Philadelphia-bred Santigold released her excellent sophomore album, Master of My Make-Believe. The collection of low-key anthems genre-hops like Madonna at her most informed and tasteful. »

So, Who Did Jennifer Love Hewitt Jerk Off This Week?: Almost a Cop But Ultimately No One On this week’s episode of The Jennifer Love Hewitt Handjob Hour The Client List , Love’s character Riley almost gave her signature one-gun salute to what turned out to be an undercover cop. » By Rich Juzwiak 02: …http://whatgetsmehot.posterous.com/writing-for-gawker-now» more

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